I remember when I was just going thru puberty and guns and violence where like gold to me. I couldn't get enough. My dad had purchased one of those conversion vans so popular in the 80s. It was amazing, this thing was so pimpin cool. And it had a TV. I never did get a chance to see Terminator in the theater but when it came out on TV me and my brother HAD to see it. But the 'rents were hogging the living room set. Those memories of sitting in the van, looking up at a 5 inch TV screen watching Terminator for the first time are still with me today. That was my introduction to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Time travel, futuristic robots, violence... this movie had it ALL. I was hooked.

Arnold is one of those Human Beings that is bigger then life. Each day to him is an opportunity to accomplish something. Bodybuilder, actor, politian, father, husband..... and today, wigger savior. A long journey with a fitting twilight.

I care about wiggers!

I'm here to help them. To help them be white again.

I had a once in a lifetime opportunity to sit down with the 'Guvna' and talk to him about his efforts to help wiggers get off the streets. "Young white men these days are searching for an identity. Every since mulitculturism made it unacceptable for white people to have racial interests of their own, these men have been in identity limbo. But the path they have gone down is a hard road indeed. I'm here to help them. To help them be white again."

"To do that we have to use tough love. We have to first and foremost get them off the streets! But where will they go I asked myself. There are no homes for them. It was then that I decided to spend taxpayer money to save these lost souls, to better the community, to help them become productive citizens of the community."

I then asked the Governor what exaclty will happen within the walls of the center. He stated that it will be like a rehab center. There will be withdraw symptoms from constant abuse of rap music, constant abuse of the words "Yo" and "wuzzup". "We may even have to strap a few wiggers down to gurneys until they conform to a healthy way of life."

Asked if some of the methods which are being looked into to reform wiggers may be highly controversial, Arnold was emphatic that he would kick the ass of any "girlie man" who stood in his way. "You have to understand we didn't use kid gloves to discipline our children when I was growing up, and look at me now....the citizens have to trust me on this one. I won't let them down. And I won't let down the wiggers who are desperate for change."

The center is set to open this spring with a staff of 1 psychologist, 20 psychiatrists, and 100 security guards.